Forty year old man dating fifty year old woman

Finally, the The 40 Year Old Virgin script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the Steve Carell movie. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of The 40 Year Old Virgin. [A Life Of Illusion playing] [Alarm buzzing] [Grunts] [Grunting] Hey, Andy! He's a really nice guy and all but I'm pretty sure that... I just wanna get drunk, fucked up, and play some cards. you know, the mayonnaise and the onions and paprika... that you've been playing for two years straight, off... You, you're a fucking asshole to tell me to come here. Well, fuck you people, and fuck you, you and you...

and it is not as cool as it sounds like it would be, man.

and we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to this show.

And I was just obsessing about it and I was like: "Man, I'm gonna make one of those." So Saturday I went out and I got, like, a dozen eggs...

We get there, and, you know, we think it's gonna be awesome...

Everyone's, "You gotta check out one of these shows." And, you know, it's a woman fucking a horse.

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